An Experience Never to be Equaled

Yes, this is the monster drink of monsters. It makes ordinary cans of soda pop look like regular teaspoons. Normal cans contain your regular everyday allotment of stuff you should never intake. This can takes all of that unhealthy-ness and triples it. There is enough sugar in this to keep a young child awake for 72 hours straight, and enough energy supplements to power a small city for at least that. I am not going to lie to you, this drink is as untamed as any beast in the deepest, darkest jungles of the Nile. Trying to tame it is no easy accomplishment, but one I was able to manage. What you are about to witness is not for the faint of heart. Bring on the pictures

Ok, I may have stretched the truth a little here. First off, I never actually guzzled this drink. I took the pictures of me drinking it while it was still closed, then I took the pictures of me opening it. It also took me three days to put it down. It tasted like pure gas-o-leen, and it was a bright, neon, radiation color green that seemed to glow a little when the lights were out. I think this is the stuff that the Ninja Turtles were swimming in when Master Splinter found them. I don't really remember getting any sort of cafeen high even though there is way to much of that in it too. My whole body, however, did go completly numb and now (one week later) I am starting to get feeling back in my right hand. If anyone ever wants to experience what it would be like to drink pure rocket fuel this is a great way to do it. Just don't light a match!